Threaded - Julian Parramore - a tribute to a remarkable nay unbelievable life

New Threaded National Picture Archive

Threaded now settled in Denmark with his woman, has lead a remarkable life by all (err - well his actually) accounts. This short pictorial history cannot possibly do justice to the fantastic scope of Threaded's claims to fame.

Like Black Adder there has been a Threaded at all the major turning points of history. Sadly until Threaded invented the camera these had to go unrecorded.

Threaded Mounted

Recently the Danish Royal Family were short of mounts for their Royal Wedding parade.
What to do?
Luckily threaded is now a resident of Denmark (following a misunderstanding with the CSA in England) and was able to come to the rescue.

This is probably the nearest threaded is to ever going to be to getting mounted again - at least without prising a few krona from his wallet.

Threaded driving his two Beemers

When Threaded told his fellow office cleaners about his two BMW 850s they inexplicably refused to believe him. All they needed to do was look out of the window into the staff car park where they were parked side by side but they simply refused.

After Threaded told this sad tale on CUK some uncharitable idiots asked how both cars came to be in the company car park at the same time. Can you drive two cars at once? They smirked.

Well - the picture above shows that this is precisely what Threaded can do.

Threaded invents Time machine

Another little known fact is that the "Back to the Future" films were inspired by Threaded
After equipping one of his many cars with his own design of fusion reactor and a temporal flux modulating mechanism in 2025 he took a trip back in time. Unfortunately a minor glitch in the inertial guidance system landed him in Hollywood - despite a quick exit he was seen by a film producer.

Because of these problems Threaded has decided to keep details of his time machine a closely guarded secret. He feels those of lesser intellect than himself (i.e. everbody else) cannot be trusted with the technology.

Threaded wins World Surfing Championships

After converting one of his Lamborghinis for use as an amphibious vehicle and sailing single handed to Australia, setting a new world record in the process, Threaded decided to relax by entering the World Surfing Championships. Naturally he won with the highest ever score which remains unbeaten to this day.

Threaded on the Moon

Having created his own teleportation device many years ago on a wet Sunday afternoon threaded looks on in amusement at the crude methods employed by the Americans to come and visit him.

Some time machine mishaps are recorded look here