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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th
birthday. She spends ?15,000 and feels pretty good
about the results.
On her way home she stops to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving she asks the newsvendor, "I
hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am ?"
"About 32," he replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and
asks the counter girl the same question. She
replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47 !"
Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old
man the same question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.
Although, when I was young, there was a sure way
to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you
to let me put my hands in your bra. Then, I
can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until
curiosity got the best of the woman and she
finally says, "What the hell, go ahead".
The old man slips both hands in her bra and
begins to feel her tits.Several minutes she
says, "Okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands slowly and says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How did you know ?"
The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."