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After days in the wilderness Paddy and Mick stumble into a bar in
the wild west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no
money and the barman won't give them credit. Just then a bloke walks in
with a Red Indian's scalp on his belt. The barman shakes his head and
says,"I hate Indians. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the
ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me
the scalp of a Red Indian I will give them 1,000 dollars."
The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red
Indian...
later that day they see one, and Mick throws a stone which hits the
Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands
70ft down a ravine. Paddy and Mick dash down into the ravine where Paddy
starts scalping the Indian.
Suddenly Mick says,"Paddy look at this...."
Paddy says,"In a minute."
"No, look at this....,"says Mick.
"No, can't ya see i'm fookin busy....."
Mick grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 5,000 Indians
standing at the top of the ravine.
"Fook me," says Paddy, "we're gonna be millionaires."