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Enter YourJokes
A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals.
He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also.
Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man
is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's penis.
"Sorry," says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you have
the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"
"Well," says the little man, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL
Leprechauns have penises this size!"
The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine
were that long."
"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your
wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you,
I'll give you your wish!"
"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----Aw hell with it, OK!"
Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away.
"Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"
Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so
ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."
"Imagine that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in
Leprechauns!"