
A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to
get married.
On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at
their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be
gentle,... I'm still a virgin."
The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times
before."
"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a
psychiatrist and all
he ever wanted to do was talk about it."
"My second husband was a gynaecologist and all he ever wanted
to do was look at it."
"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever
wanted to do was...God, I miss him!"