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A young man gets invited round his girlfriend's house to meet the family for the first time. He accepted,
explaining that he had to pick up a new motorbike on the way round.
The bike was a Harley. The previous owner, an old Hell's Angel, said how he'd cared for it and
cherished it. Before the lad left he was given a jar of vaseline.
"If it rains, rub this on to prevent rust" said the old owner.
On arrival at his girlfriend's house the lad was met by the young lady.
"There's something I have to explain," she said.
"We have a rule that the first person to speak during
dinner has to do the washing up."
When he went in and sat down there was dead silence. Throughout the first course not a word was
spoken. As the main course was being served the lad decided to try an experiment. He grabbed his
girlfriend, pulled down her knickers and made passionate love to her on the dining table.
Despite a few raised eyebrows nobody said anything.
A little bit later, feeling refreshed, the lad decided to try it again.
This time, as the mother was bending over to pass the peas, he took her from behind in front of everyone.
Once again there was silence.
Feeling amorous again during desert, the young lad turned his attention to his girlfriend's sister.
Sitting her on top of her pavlova he proceded to eat her out.
Nobody spoke.
As the coffee was being served, the lad noticed that it had started raining. He stood up and got the
vasaline out of his pocket, determined to follow the instructions of the old biker.
"All right," yelled the father. "I'll do the bloody washing up!".