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Tony Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one night
when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Tony told his
driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had
happened.
About 1 hour later Tony sees his driver staggering back to the car with a
bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all
ripped and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Tony.
Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19
year old daughter ripped my clothes off and gave me a blow job.
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Blair.
The driver replies, "I'm Tony Blair's driver, and I just killed the pig".