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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mum.
Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
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