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A fella out at the pub meets this beautiful girl. They chat for hours & he finds he has more in common with her than he has with any other girl.

They eventually went back to his place where they spent a few hours having the most mind-blowing sex he’d ever experienced. He kissed & licked her from head to toe, and even obliged when she asked him to stick his tongue up her ass, something he never thought he’d do or enjoy.

Eventually, exhausted, he drifted off to sleep, convinced that she was the girl of his dreams.

In the morning, he awoke to find her playing with his cock.

"You really can’t get enough of my cock," he quipped with a cheeky grin on his face & the blood rushing to his groin.

Still stroking his rapidly growing member, she said, "Oh, I was just remembering back to what it was like when I had one."

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