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The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on
Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated,
and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and
happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any knickers.
Without even thinking, he just blurted out, "If that thing was full of ice cream,
I’d eat every bite."
Well, she was understandably insulted, and now wanted to know what her
husband was going to do about it.
The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and grunted. The wife
became hysterical, and insisted on knowing why he didn’t go down to
the shop and punch the rude salesman right in the nose.
"Well", the husband replied, "There are three reasons I won’t
punch that guy in the nose. First of all, you shouldn’t have even been shopping for
shoes, since you have a whole wardrobe full of them. Secondly,
you have no business going shopping with no knickers on. But most of all, I’m not
going to punch anyone who’s big enough to eat that much ice cream!"
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