Joke - O.A.P.S and oral sex

O.A.P.S and oral sex

Two old age pensioners are having a 69.

After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell’s too bad down there - I can’t carry on."

"That’ll be my athritis" she says.

"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in thier fanny before."

No she says "It’s in my arms and hands... and I can’t wipe me arse."

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