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Two queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes,
When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach
Quentin asks him "What?s the matter with you"
Ruperts says "I think I’m having a baby"
Quentin says "Don?t be stupid you can?t have a baby - you?re a man"
Rupert says "I can feel it moving around in my stomach"
All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats. There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might. When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice "I’ve had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around"
Quentin comes over to take a look..
"You dirty bastard. You’ve just shit on a frog"
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