After years as pager drones the three backbenchers were are last rewarded. A fact finding visit to Amsterdam as members of the sub-commitee on vice. After a very hard two days the three were down to just a few hunded guilders but devotion to duty made them decide that they had to spend the lot so they were standing outside a very run down brothel which offered services at 100 200 and 300 guilders.

The first found that he could only afford the cheapest service and agreed to go first and report back. Some time later he emerged with a big smile on his face. "So what did you get ?" the others asked in unison.

"It was great !" he said "She put a pineapple ring over my dick and slowly ate it off."

With this the next decided to invest 200 guilders and went in. He too came out with a smile. "The same but with TWO pineapple rings !" he smirked.

The last MP dashed in clutching his final 300 guilders only to stomp out with a scowl 10 minutes later. "What’s wrong ?" the others asked.

"Well it started out the same - three pinapple rings - but then she squirted it with cream and put a cherry on the top..."

"And then ... and then ..." enquired the other fact finders.

"And then ... it looked so fucking good I ate it myself."

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