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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let’s just be friends."
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don’t work
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Q: Why did they kick the midget out of the nudist colony?
A: He was getting into everybody’s hair.
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