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Why women have foreheads
Monkey business
You wanted tasteless?
Wifes night out...
How To Tell The Sex Of a Bird
Darling be a sweetheart...
The Male Brain
Nice smile Homer
Why blokes always keep their beer on the bottom shelf
Car Air Freshener
Vasectomy
Well trained...
Never rub suntan oil on a stranger...
Mute Tourettes Syndrome ...
My fucking keys
Lost Dog
T Shirt
T Shirt
Find the boat ...
T Shirt
Why do I get this funny feeling ...
Driving test question
Evolution
Job Seeker
I wish ...
Milkmaid
Surprise Balloon
Hospital bloomers
Reality
LIE you bastard LIE
Bungee Jumping ...
T shirt
HSBC
Do I look hungry?
Monica
NHS Dentist
Dream on ...
Government Health Warning
Plumbing Service
Cat Carrier
Rock Hard
Advertising as it should be...
Bakin Boys
Advertising as it should be ...
You dont always get what you want ...
Remember...
Rock Hard
Services for the disabled
Health Warning
Gyneocologist Convention
New Emblem ...
Advertising as it should be
Snatching a Shot
How to spot a rich guy....
Welsh roadsign
Iraq - successor to Shock and Awe
Global warming - the proof
Pussy
Is it in yet?
Lawnmower Man
Stannah Stairlifts
Advertising as it should be
Untitled
Royal mount
Bless you...
Who? Who?
Ladies Parking Bay
Westernisation
Piaggio Scooter
Scousers in the office
Lardarse of the Pack
Untitled
Gotta avoid the parking meters somehow
Worlds best belly button tatoo ?
Free Mammogram
Fool the office?
Roadkill
Rock Hard
Party Dick 3
Durex condoms
Batman
Computer failure
Unsafe Sex
Advertising Feature
AOL
Remote Control
Ladies Household Toolkit
When women refuel
Big Bush
School Visit
Car Jack
Who you gonna call
Advertising as it should be ...
Advertising as it should be
Dear God in Heaven
Resistance to Euro
Skoda
Bird Flu
Iraq - invasion checklist
Fuk Mi
My First Cavity Search
Party Dick 4
Optimist
The Liar The Witch and the Warmonger
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Olympics Hopeful
The perils of weightlifting ...
Devastating storms
Blow job gone wrong...
Ouch
The Shannon Mathews Collectors Plate
Ladies Garage
PlayBoy Braille edition
Camel Toe Cup
Muslim veil
The job ...
Top Salesman
The Worlds Biggest Navy
Valentine
Irish sex swapping
Vaseline
Call of the Wild
Morning
Different Perspective
The creation of the pussy ...
The Elephants Trunk
Peanut in the Ear
Lone Ranger
Turner Brown
Big Bad John
Ill never go to the doctors again
Prozac
Clock
New Supermarket
ALL TIME CLASSIC MAN CITY JOKE
Genesis
Johnny and the salesman
Beckham again
Little Billy
40 Things That Happen Only in Movies
The Saviour
Council Job
Essex Girl
Q & A
Business is Business
Little Red Riding Hood
Ibuprofen
The Clock Shop
Stewardess
S-S-S-T-T-T-TUTTER-R-R-RING P-P-PROBLEM
Whistful thinking
Husband Super Store
Firming up
Wimmin
O.A.P.S and oral sex
Q & A
Inheritance
Humpty Dumpty
Mummy Mummy ...
The Old Couple
Little Cat
Words of wisdom ...
Positive thinking...
Q and A
Career advice
Golf lessons
Only a little one
Talking Dog
IRAQ - Newsflash
Fishing
A small town in Ireland.
middle age
Q & A
Muslim birthday party
The Godfather
In the Garden
Lotto
On the beach
English - German Motoring Dictionary
New bossman
Tickets Please ...
Firewood....
Sex therapy ...
Girls Night Out
Plastered
The marriage bed ..
Little Jenny
Librarian
Pro Celebrity Golf
Ordination
marathon
The Undertakers
CHAIN REACTION
The fiercest beast in the zoo
All night boozing
The Rude Salesman
Buying a dog
Password
Spamming Cunts
Perfect Breasts
Chat radio USA
Tree hugging
In the Boondocks
Contractors ...
Q and A
Two Crocodiles
Nice kids
Wife Takes Husband to Strip Club
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist
Got any bread?
Vampires
Language Problems
No excuses ...
The truth about Snow White and the seven dwarfs
The Vicar and the Window Cleaner
Estate Planning
I love the Irish
Voodoo Penis
Gym
Hercules
Irish wage war on Iraq
In the Garden
Thai girls
Infant sized penis...
Damned Lucky
Free ride
Politically Incorrect ...
Cemetary
Education
Ladies revenge
hings That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
Quasimodo
Blind skydiver
Sheep
Dwarfs
Backwoods Vasectomy
Pierre the pilot
Disneyland divorce
Nerd Season
Stupid Wives
Irish Lotto
Huge Problem
Laying off staff is bad
Fosters
Faith
Waterloo
The Gay Bar
Steven Hawkins
The importance of concentration
Q & A
Fit to Govern
Little Red Riding Hood
Sing a Song of Bum Sex
Three pints of Guiness please
In the desert
Christmas in Vietnam....
Better prospect ...
Daughters
Pearly Gates
Doggie Style...
Geordie baby
The King and the Sorcerer
TOP BUMPER STICKERS Part 1
How old do you look
Mummy
NHS Training Manual extract
Miracles
GORILLA REMOVER
Italian Stallion
The joys of old age ...
Political Correctness
Twas the night before Christmas
Sex study
Speak up
Testosterone
Drinking problem
Roadside test
Seniors
The Pig
Virginity
Q & A
Guilt
Deaf Sex
oral versus anal
Irish Delight
Where did the white man go wrong
Stuck up
Golf
Untitled
Shiftwork
Gypsies
Aviation Fuel
Down on the farm
Batty
The forehead dot
The Rules
What wilI be when I grow up
The Blow Job
Little Miss Smartypants
Going home from the pub
Joys of marriage
More Quickies
Gods Golf Intervention?
Pronunciation
M & S
Politically Correct
Change of Mind
Therapy
Taming the lion
CMON ENGLAND
A squirrelss tale
Smart thinking
Insurance
Mind your tongue
On the road
Riding Accident
The Wino
Women and orange juice
Guide Dog
Sara Pipalini
Q and A
Essex Girls
10 Year Old Blues
The Mistress
Monastry of Silence
The Dentist
Forethought...
Golf balls
Consulting the vet
Confessional
The Schitt Family
Tale of an Irish Sausage
The Magician
First Aid
The Blind Man
At the doctors...
The Blondes New Phone
Dying Relatives
The Best Patients
Two Garbage Bags
Roadside test
Cunt
Italian Boys Confession
Beware - scammers
Martyrs
Hospital Visit
Memory Lane
Single mum
Wimmin Drivers
Darwin Awards
The perfect couple
Children
Fairy
Sportsmans Double
Q & A
Sex Doll
Prince Charles
The pickle slicer ...
Conversation
Shaun and Lulu
Choice phrases for use in the office ...
Exam Questions
Blind skydiver
Double cross
Calorie counting ...
Christmas
NHS & Private
Idiots
Robot Bartender
I was sexually harassed
Scuba diving
Your turn.
Caught with his pants down.
Acronyms
Lost in Translation
Armless
Cheap Dentist
The Donkey
Retirement ...
RIDDLES and TRUISMS
How old am I ?
Crazy
THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK ADULT VERSION
Aussies ...
Olympic Condoms
Disabled Swimming
Q and A
How to Truly Impress A Client
The Third Husband
In the gents
Marital Problems
Priests and Guinness
Missionary
What stinks ?
Sex education ...
Car park sex
Revenue Inspection
Preaching to a bear
Tax advice ...
The Snowstorm
Living Will
Getting to know you
Queer One Liners
Statues
Harassment
Air Force One Crashes
Mary
Rolex
Fast Drinker
How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...
Marital Aides
Kickers
Tax Cheats
Simple Arithmetic
Vegas
Jim and Edna
Wink Wink
Super Shagger
The Burglar
Thought for the day
Once, twice, three times a virgin
Loyalty and Marriage
Not worth the trouble
Screw or Swim
Sex starved ...
The Stamp
Deaf Lesbians
The sharing of marriage...
Humpty Dumpty
Breast Enlargement
Pakistan Earthquake
The Paper Boy
Riddle
The Amish
Deaf
True story
Anagrams
Greedy Monkey
Thought for the day
Blind skydiver
The rabbi and the tax inspector
You gotta luv a drunk
Down on the farm
Eight Again
Big Dicks
Doris & Fred
Business trip
david darren and daisy
Bargains galore
Towel job
Telesales
The Big Dick
How to impress ...
Potential
Beer system troubleshooting
Will I Live to 80?
Rectal Deodorant
Dog Diary v Cat Diary
THE SHIT LIST
Bob The Sperm
Philosophy II
The Mood Ring
Midnight rambling ...
Softball In Heaven
Three nuns Two nuns No nuns at all
The approved method
The Drunk
The Phone Call
Missing Husband
The Gift
Quickies ..
Cutting down
Granny
Stress Management
The Saints Punishment
...uber alles
More sttt...uuutttter...ing
Breakfast for the Newlyweds
Listen up ladies 1
Gary Glitter
I no come work today
Wedding Night Blues
New neighbour ...
Computers & Men
An Honest Mistake
Biology Lesson
Q & A
Slang Dictionary
Loss of Appetite
What turns you on
Gary Glitter
Aliens
In the morgue ...
Q and A
Aircraft Maintenance
Do I know you?
Great Expectations
Co-Worker Harassment
Precognition
Looking Good
Cider
Knitting
Heaven & Hell
Bedroom Golf
Q & A
Linford Christie plays golf.
Lil sis
Terrorist threat
Brains
A toast ...
Abo Joke
Losing your load
Mistaken Identity
Guess ..
Q and A
You know what I want?
The Frog
Ugly woman
The Royal Highland Show
Some things you cant explain
Mary had
Indian Wisdom
Quasimodo
Can Your Pecker Touch Your Ass
The UPS guy
deer
Drugs in sport
Daughters
Q & A
DNA
Golf Genie
Essex Girls
Help Wanted
Lateral Thinking
Mexican Jews
Irish Ballerina
Superman
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR 1
Ode to Joy
Only in Britain
Little Red Riding Hood
Welsh love story
Men
Handyman
The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Blow Job
Paint your waggon ...
Clarification
Second honeymoon
A sensitive man
Q & A
Tragic
Ugly Baby
Nurse
Corrective surgery
Ouch
Kitchen Sex
DICTIONARY FOR WOMENS PERSONAL ADS
Memory Man
Getting married?
Tragic ...
More tsumami jokes...
Driving Quiz
Home early ...
Mad Cow Disease
Wet dream
A scottish love poem
Golf and Sex
Medical Aid
The Rooster
Lunch Time
Til the pips squeak
For the Soldiers Entertainment
Stuck Pig
The Three Wives
Dont fart in bed.
Great writer
Bingo Winner
Paddy ODare
Pregnant Blonde
Transmutation
Sleeping Sickness
Einsteins chauffeur
Health Food
DICTIONARY FOR WOMENS PERSONAL ADS
How sick
Stupid question
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR 2
Opportunity knocks
Tattoo
Q and A
Class act
Employee Performance Evaluations
Shy
Prayer
The Irish..
Larry La Prise
Kindergarten
Medical Mystery
Bird Flu
Irish businessmen
Golfing Injury
Overweight Daddy
Hard times
James Bond
Three men died on Christmas Eve
Deer hunters
It pays to advertise
Rare condition
American Oil Shortage
Speed cameras
Perfume
Air Traffic Control
Have you got the time ?
Hi tech Lo tech
A Match Made in Heaven...
Deaf and Dumber
Paddie and the prossie
Indian Names
Donkey
Two Queers
Rear entry
The Irish Student
Viagra dosage
Facts
Highlander
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
Door to door
The Tests
Those were the days
A miner - a 69er
Nuns
Still working ...
Porridge
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant
Dying Wishes
Rule Britannia
Excuses excuses
Decisions Decisions
Confessional
Technology
Whos a clever boy then ?
Better not to ask
Death can be hell ..
Hookers Honeymoon
Offensive World Records 2
Intuition
Hypnotists be warned
Glossary of common tools
The Penguin
Me you and the dog
Compassion
At the doctors
Typical Swedish baby boy
Union Rules
Married Life
Newsflash
Silent Fart
Sex Problems
Your Mum
Just rewards
Vehicle Maintenance
God created the orgasm
Be happy with what you got
Headach cure
A Difficult question ...
Super Salesman
Keeping Tabs
The Ladder to Success
Great Sex
Dwarves
Hearing Confessions
The job
Economising
Shorts ...
Parenting for beginners
A Toast to the Groom
Multilingual
All American Hero
News of the Screws
Tampax
Wrong Answer
Prenuptial Agreement
Help the Aged
Holy Water
Sheep Shagging Survey
Shipwrecked
Cash Machines
religeous fervour
British Hospitality
Cowboy Honeymoon
The Magic Sandals
Quattro
Journey Of One Man
One Drink too many!
Englerland
Pick-up
Drunken Stranger
Beckham
Golf
Q & A
Sailors
Le Logiciel La Logiciel
3 inch penis
2012 Olympics
New car
Hospitality...
Cup Final Tickets
Dandruff
Success
Cold Hands
Medical students
Answerphones
Before it starts
Cock sucking frog
Heartwarming story
Sex shop
Quickies
The Vent
Too busy
Taking advantage
Binman
Upper Management
The Castaway
Hour Of Pleasure
Golf Balls
It hurts ...
Politics for beginners ...
A miner a 49er
Application Form
Passing through
The first time
After sex ...
The Cave
Quick acting
Birds
Help to all you husbands
Ego Trip
Triple Scotch
NHS and BUPA
Dont try this at home...
Blind
Story with a moral ...
Mailbox
Happy and sad
Realist
Taxi
Leprechauns
The MotorBike
The Salesman
Golf
The layoff
Importance of a name
The Latest Sex Research
Car crash
Barrymore
Seniors
The Korean Hotel
Canadian Airlines
The Royal Family
A cucumber a pickle and a penis
Shotgun injury
Call Centre
Pyramid Of Jokes
Penis Study
Prayers
Confusing accent
Super Hero
Glad
St peter and the key to heaven
Doctors orders
Average earnings
Drunk
Dieting
A clean one ...
Irish swingers
New Condom Brands
Grandmas method
NO DOGS
New baby
Golfing accident
Fifty dollars is fifty dollars...
Rules from the male side
Teeth
Memories
Surprise Package
At the doctors ...
Valentines Day message
Trix are for Kids
Sunburn
To be sure
The Pope and Tiger Woods
Womens World Conference
Our Father...........
The fifty quid dick
Old curse
She married an Arab Sheik
Pictures You Remember
Horny
Where to shop..
I want a rise...
Yet another genie ....
Housework and sex
Catholic Dog
Happy Xmas
If you want a job doing ...
Schwartz
Housing Benefit
Shaniqua
Vegas Hooker
Please take note
Departed Friend
Reminiscing.......
Fact Finding
A Social Misfit
Hotel meeting
The birds and the bees ...
Who wants to be an Irish Millionaire
Pianist
Chicken Wire
Deafness
Airlines
Fresher Breath??
Disabled Parking
Soldiers Ambition
Do I know you?
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
Reincarnation
Compliment ...
Good service
Tourettes
The Perfect Husband
The doctors bee-in-fanny remedy
The Toilet
Questions Questions ..
Child Support Agency
Best of British
Donald and Daisy
Philosophy I
Healthcare for the elderly
English Limited Vocabulary
Trucker
An apology to muslims
Dont Cheat
The Farmhand
Last Request
Out of the Blue
Q and A
Smart Cat
Rats
The Hit Man
Pardon ??
Snow Plowing Rule
Like the movies
Prostate Exam
Stranded in the desert
When you gotta go
Health check
Cannibals ...
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
Five Children
Grass Eater
Just Like Dave
Octopussy
Early one morning
What sort of pisser are you ?
Telesales 2
You are what you eat..
In Flight Services
Chinese Medicine
Vaseline...
Ultimate luxury
Healthy Diets..
Highland Hospitality
Hermaphrodite
Small Ads
Fluffy Bunny
2 Pounds IS ALL WE ASK
Heavenly Golf
Not tonight Joe ...
Gypsies
At the doctors ...
Sing a song ...
Learning the hard way
Communication breakdown
Extract from new book ...
Engineers & Management
Lost Gas Cap
New Shoes
The Fool Protest
The Fanny Poem
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whats in a name ?
Retired
Cheap warmth
Poor Service
The proposition
Internet Warning
Duck huntin
Q and A
At the doctors
A little misunderstanding ...
In the bar ...
Versatile...
Six Double Vodkas
Tiger Woods
Reminiscing
Size Matters
Evolution
Aviation Fuel
Council Tax Evaluation...
Yet another parrot
Nursery Rhymes
Quick thought ...
What ...
Freedom of the Press
Woman Shopping - Watch Out Guys
In the woods one night..
Secret Lover
Not my fault
Mad Ethel
Hot Flushes
Q and A
Medecine
Three Super Heroes
Pets ...
Free Sex Contest
New Tax
Beer Drinkers Lament
The onion and the christmas tree
Doing what comes naturally
Pay your bills
Bar bet
The Bathtub Test
The toothless ferret
Leith Police
Female hormones in beer
ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?
The Paratrooper
Hillary Clinton and American Indians
Just checking ...
Hillbilly
Scotts Obituary
Mackinaw Bridge
The marriage bed
Airliners
Stress management
New pub
A Special Ring
High Tech
CONFOUNDED SEX
Gary Glitter
Alligator Shoes
Revenge
Rons surgery
Ad Men
A Letter From A Irish Mother
Blue willies.
Ralph
Only in the U.S. Legal System
Saying the right thing
Sign Language
Confessions
Not the expected answer
Seniors
The Pope
Kiss the frog
Bar Story
Reservations
In the supermarket ...
Oh No - Yet another fcuking parrot joke ...
In the dark
The medical lecture
Heaven
The Ring
Erection Problem
The fastest thing in the world
Dont laugh. This could be true
Statue
At this very moment...
Elderly couple at the doctor
Exercise for People over 50
I had a nun in the back of my cab ...
Sex education
Only in Britain
An ode to Steve
The French and the War on Iraq
Heavens Gate