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Nice smile Homer
The Male Brain
Why women have foreheads
On the beach
S-S-S-T-T-T-TUTTER-R-R-RING P-P-PROBLEM
Mute Tourettes Syndrome ...
The working week
Great Expectations
Never rub suntan oil on a stranger...
Door to door
Pianist
Rare condition
Government Health Warning
Super Salesman
The Worlds Biggest Navy
The creation of the pussy ...
It pays to advertise
Kindergarten
LIE you bastard LIE !
Darling, be a sweetheart...
Who? Who?
The perfect couple
New neighbour ...
The Blow Job
Waterloo
Find the boat ...
Politics for beginners ...
Breast Enlargement
Shaniqua
Little Billy
Five Children
Not the expected answer
Dying Wishes
Little Red Riding Hood
Career advice
Positive thinking...
Voodoo Penis
Holy Water
Statues
An Honest Mistake
Leprechauns
Bungee Jumping ...
How old am I ?
Memory Lane
Deaf and Dumber
The Saviour
Well trained...
Joys of marriage
Taking advantage
Firming up
Vasectomy
Looking Good
Overweight Daddy
The Magician
A toast ...
Learning the hard way
Potential
The Royal Highland Show
Valentine's Day message
Quick acting
Shipwrecked
Heaven & Hell
Prayers
In the morgue ...
The Third Husband
The pickle slicer ...
Lost Dog
What stinks ?
Monica
Oh No! - Yet another fcuking parrot joke ...
New Emblem ...
The Irish Student
Simple Arithmetic
Vegas
Golf and Sex
Yet another parrot
Husband Super Store
Mummy, Mummy ...
Remember...
Retirement ...
Too busy
Fishing
Questions Questions ..
A Social Misfit
Better prospect ...
The MotorBike
Greedy Monkey
Cider
Canadian Airlines
Don't fart in bed.
Secret Lover
Milkmaid
How To Shower Like a Woman:
Doing what comes naturally
The job ...
Chat radio USA
Compliment ...
The perils of weightlifting ...
The Pig
Better not to ask
How to Truly Impress A Client
The Elephants Trunk
Batty
Handyman
Healthcare for the elderly
Kosovo Charity Appeal
Prozac
Size Matters
Education
Sex education
Pardon ??
Stuck Pig
Doris & Fred
Early one morning
The marriage bed ..
Cat Carrier
Rock Hard
Daughters
Shy
No excuses ...
If you want a job doing ...
It pays to advertise
I want a rise...
Sex education ...
Missionary
Blow Job
Miracles
Answerphones
The doctors bee-in-fanny remedy
Where to shop..
Down on the farm
NHS Dentist
Cheap warmth
Ouch!!!
I had a nun in the back of my cab ...
Departed Friend
The fastest thing in the world
Story with a moral ...
Second honeymoon
Some things you can't explain
Tragic ...
Sheep
Home early ...
The Rude Salesman
A clean one ...
Airliners
The Vent
Decisions Decisions
Backwoods Vasectomy
Language Problems
The Wino
Computers & Men
Small Ads
When you gotta go
Granny
Tampax
Towel job
Sex starved ...
The Donkey
Cock sucking frog
Words of wisdom ...
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman ...
Change of Mind
Cup Final Tickets
Why do I get this funny feeling ...
Surprise Balloon
Medical Mystery
At the doctors
Opportunity knocks
Rock Hard
Bless you...
Wimmin
Political Correctness
Riddle
Pearly Gates
Cash Machines
Q and A
Penis Study
Getting to know you
Keeping Tabs
Good service
Tragic
Ultimate luxury
NHS & Private
Heaven's Gate
Pussy
Marital Aides
Knitting
Help the Aged
Drug problem
The Gay Bar
To be sure
Don't try this at home...
The Hit Man
Poor Service
Single mum
Engineers & Management
Dieting
You don't always get what you want ...
O.A.P.'S and oral sex
Death can be hell ..
Not worth the trouble
Q and A
Paint your waggon ...
What's in a name ?
Essex Girl
More sttt...uuutttter...ing
Golf lessons
Hot Flushes
The fifty quid dick
Monastry of Silence
Hotel meeting
Highland Hospitality
Advertising as it should be ...
Medecine
The Fanny Poem
How to impress ...
Shaun and Lulu
Parenting for beginners
Q & A
The Big Dick
The King and the Sorcerer
Health Food
The Tests
Health Warning
Hospital bloomers
Q & A
Superman
Ouch !!!
What ...
Communication breakdown
Your turn.
Your Mum
Quick thought ...
The Schitt Family
Doctors orders
Women's World Conference
Services for the disabled
Mind your tongue
Confessions
In the dark
The Gift
Hospitality...
Horny
Triple Scotch
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
The fifty-third floor
Sleeping Sickness
Sex Doll
Free ride
Donald and Daisy
In the gents
Tickets Please ...
The Amish
Iraq - successor to 'Shock and Awe'
Who wants to be an Irish Millionaire
Reality
Advice for Women
At the doctors ...
Mad Cow Disease
Still working ...
Business is Business
World's best belly button tatoo ?
I wish ...
Q & A
Quickies
The joys of old age ...
It hurts ...
Politically Correct
Tattoo
Super Shagger
Nursery Rhymes
Buying a dog
The Fool Protest
Don't laugh. This could be true !!
All American Hero
After sex ...
Pro Celebrity Golf
Welsh roadsign
Down on the farm
Passing through
Memory Man
Bargains galore
Heaven
The Best Patients
Housing Benefit
Cannibals ...
Dream on ...
Pinocchio
Sailors
Last Request
Who's a clever boy then ?
Yet another genie ....
James Bond
Irish wage war on Iraq
Tsunami jokes
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR 1
The Rooster
Nuns
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Sex Problems
Forethought...
Stupid Wives
Beer Drinkers Lament
High Tech
Q & A
The Clock Shop
Children
Little Cat
Call of the Wild
Memories
Super Hero
At death's door ...
Essex Girls
Beckham again
Air Traffic Control
IRAQ - Newsflash
Ladies revenge
Midnight rambling ...
The fiercest beast in the zoo
Olympic Condoms
Caught with his pants down.
Getting married?
Sex shop
Losing your load
Drunk
In the desert
In the bar ...
The birds and the bees ...
Q and A
Michael Jackson
Q and A
Big Dicks
Corrective surgery
Three nuns, Two nuns, No nuns at all
Calorie counting ...
Is it in yet?
Different Perspective
Acronyms
Q & A
Golf
Average earnings
At the doctors
Aircraft Maintenance
Chemical Analysis of Woman
The approved method
Rock Hard
Q & A
Dwarfs
Top Salesman
Fit to Govern
The Burglar
Laying off staff is bad
A Difficult question ...
Big Bush
Gyneocologist Convention
Wedding Night Blues
Advertising as it should be ...
Daughters
The layoff
Confusing accent
Q & A
Bakin' Boys
Tax Cheats
Riding Accident
Revenue Inspection
Lateral Thinking
Application Form
Pets ...
Idiots!!
Tax advice ...
Kickers
Class act
Only a little one
Westernisation
Well hung ..
NHS and BUPA
Advertising as it should be
How sick
Plastered
Faith
Freedom of the Press
Fluffy Bunny
Q and A
...uber alles
Politically Incorrect ...
Ego Trip
Q and A
Q & A
Prenuptial Agreement
Q & A
The Saints Punishment
The vent and the Taffy
The Little Pianist
Free Mammogram
Q & A
Just checking ...
Only in the U.S. Legal System
Q and A
The Penguin
The Stamp
One for you smartarse Jocks...
Q and A
Hermaphrodite
More Quickies
The Blind Man
Virginity
Exam Questions
The Royal Family
Speak up
Nike
When women refuel
Listen up ladies (1)
Til the pips squeak
Vehicle Maintenance
Ode to Joy
A miner - a 69er
TOP BUMPER STICKER'S Part 1
middle age
Porridge
Biology Lesson
Advertising as it should be
The Old Couple
Q & A
Advertising as it should be...
Flowers
Employee Performance Evaluations
Stuck up
Please take note!
A Letter From A Irish Mother
Vice Versa
Le Logiciel, La Logiciel
The French and the War on Iraq
Little Red Riding Hood
The Latest Sex Research
Help to all you husbands
The Drunk
In the Boondocks
A miner a '49er
The Whales
Cojones
Beer system troubleshooting
In the supermarket ...
At the doctors...
Iraq - invasion checklist
The Undertakers
Telesales 1
Resistance to Euro
Fuk Mi
Highlander
Extract from new book ...
Advertising as it should be
What turns you on
The first time
Beckham
Guiness Lager is good for you
Party Dick 4
That dress yet again !!!
Essex Girls
Fact Finding
Gary Glitter
Double cross
Guess ..
Advertising Feature
In the dark
Shiftwork
Slang Dictionary
Q and A
Disneyland divorce
Party Dick 3
New Condom Brands
A little misunderstanding ...
Genesis
If only I'd known ...
News of the Screws
Not tonight Joe ...
Larry La Prise
Question of Conscience
Have you got the time ?
The Cave
Guilt
Sex therapy ...
Newsflash
Golf
Computer failure
Q & A
Telesales 2
Santa
Quasimodo
Contractors ...
The rabbi and the tax inspector
Choice phrases for use in the office ...
New Door Sign
Shorts ...
Technology
What sort of pisser are you ?
CHAIN REACTION
Beckham
Anagrams
Sing a Song of Bum Sex
Philosophy I
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Checking your flies ...
Success
Quattro
Room for the night
Michael Jackson - Official transcript
Rear entry
More training videos for women ...
The Blind Snake
HSBC
Untitled
Scousers in the office
Aussies ...
Making ends meet ...
I'll never go to the doctors again
Quasimodo
Beatles Tattoo
At the doctors ...
david, darren and daisy
The toothless ferret
Kids..
Testosterone
Medical Aid
YourJokes branch out into retail ...
Philosophy II
Is there a Santa?
Twas the night before Christmas
Offensive World Records (2)
Castaways
Deaf Lesbians
Marital Problems
Advertising as it should be...
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR 2
Wishful thinking...
Paddy O'Dare
Quickies ..
Genesis
Pakistan Earthquake
Martyrs
Budget Day
Ad Men
New Tax
Bedroom Golf
Advertising as it should be
Versatile...
The Korean Hotel
Rats
Limericks
Rule Britannia
A proposal...
Barrymore
Glad
Blue willies.
The Rules
ALL TIME CLASSIC MAN CITY JOKE!
Sing a song ...
religeous fervour
The Perfect Dump - part 4
Two Queers
Wimmin Drivers
deer
Donkey
Car Jack
Be happy with what you got
Humpty Dumpty
Best of British
Party Dick 2
Blow job gone wrong...
Piaggio Scooter
Party Dick 1
Heavenly Golf
New car radio
Jim and Edna
English - German Motoring Dictionary
Dwarves
Little Jenny
oral versus anal
The Paper Boy
Women and orange juice
More tsumami jokes...
Vampires
Skoda
Birthday Fart Calendar
Going home from the pub
Duck huntin
Christmas
marathon
Excuses excuses
Queer One Liners
Disabled Swimming
Darwin Awards
Michael Jackson
Before it starts
Fresher Breath??
A Toast to the Groom
Johnny and the salesman
irish lotto
Chinese Medicine
Pierre the pilot
Scuba diving
You wanted tasteless?
Little Red Riding Hood
THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK ADULT VERSION
3 Super Heroes
Lawnmower Man
Hard times
NHS Training Manual extract
Child Support Agency
Stannah Stairlifts
Job Seeker
The Three Wives
Clock
AOL
Do I look hungry?
Ugly woman
Driving test question
ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?
Gypsies
Gary Glitter
CONFOUNDED SEX:
Speed cameras
Batman
The truth about Snow White and the seven dwarfs
My fucking keys
How to spot a rich guy....
GORILLA REMOVER
Deaf
Durex condoms
2012 Olympics
Bar Story
The Snowstorm
A apology to the muslims
Do I know you?
Blind
Plumbing Service
Gary Glitter
Got any bread?
Unsafe Sex
Beware - scammers
£500
Lone Ranger
Do I know you?
THE SHIT LIST
Fosters
Talking Dog
£500
Muslim birthday party
Reincarnation
Vaseline...
Do I know you?
Christmas in Vietnam....
The Dentist
Tourettes
Wet dream
Economising
Devastating storms
Lardarse of the Pack
Gary Glitter
T Shirt
T shirt
Airlines
Royal mount
School Visit
T Shirt
Business trip
Olympics Hopeful
T Shirt
Optimist
Remote Control
Ladies Parking Bay
Ordination
Gotta avoid the parking meters somehow
Bird Flu
Intuition
The Liar, The Witch, and the Warmonger
Untitled
Bradford
Token clean joke
Geordie baby
Bird Flu
Hi tech Lo tech
Snatching a Shot
Bird Flu
Irish sex swapping
Hypnotists be warned
Compassion
Ladies replacement speedo dials
Italian Stallion
3 inch penis
Pick-up
Charles Kennedy
The Irish..
Mad Ethel
Smart Cat
Ladies Household Toolkit
The Perfect Husband
Lil sis
Klansman
Lunch Time
The Mistress
Hospital Visit
T Shirt
Global warming - the proof
Wife Takes Husband to Strip Club
Medical students
Prince Charles
Driving Quiz
Nice kids
Untitled
RIDDLES and TRUISMS
Ladies Garage
True story
Aliens
Don't Cheat!
The medical lecture
The job
Irish Delight
The Pope
Breakfast for the Newlyweds
Hillbilly
Crazy
Indian Wisdom
A squirrels's tale
Healthy Diets..
Fool the office?
A cucumber a pickle and a penis
Bar bet
Untitled
Sex study
Pay your bills
An ode to Steve
Precognition
Upper Management
Harassment
Car Fragrance
Living Will
Prayer
Birds
Sign Language
Paddie and the prossie
Three pints of Guiness please
Mailbox
Council Job
Kitchen Sex
DNA
Turner Brown
Old Lady
Brains
Cutting down
The Blonde's New Phone
New pub
Me, you and the dog
40 Things That Happen Only in Movies
Cold Hands
Drunken Stranger
A Christmas Tale
A Match Made in Heaven...
Untitled
Ron's surgery
A Special Ring
Terrorist threat
Viagra dosage
Stress management
Hillary Clinton and American Indians
Librarian
Smart thinking
Muslim veil
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!!
A scottish love poem
Help Wanted
Old Bull, Young Bull
Cunt
Air Force One Crashes
Fast Drinker
Union Rules
Tree hugging
Scottish beef
Loyalty and Marriage
On the road
Car crash
Importance of a name
Sunburn
NO DOGS
Binman
The marriage bed
Trix are for Kids
Six Double Vodkas
Scotts Obituary
The Ladder to Success
Golfing accident
Mistaken Identity
Mackinaw Bridge
I love the Irish
Eight Again
10 Year Old Blues
Nerd Season
Alligator Shoes
Revenge
Drinking problem
Evolution
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
Teeth
Why blokes always keep their beer on the bottom shelf
Inheritance
Car park sex
Tale of an Irish Sausage
You are what you eat..
Taming the lion
Surprise Package
Italian Boy's Confession
God's Golf Intervention?
In Flight Services
Golf
You gotta luv a drunk
For the Soldiers' Entertainment
I was sexually harassed!
How To Tell The Sex Of a Bird
Men
She married an Arab Sheik!
The importance of concentration
Free Sex Contest
Pyramid Of Jokes
Fifty dollars is fifty dollars...
A small town in Ireland.
Firewood....
Golfing Injury
Octopussy
New car
Lost Gas Cap
Linford Christie plays golf.
Humpty Dumpty
Bingo Winner
Kiss the frog
Reservations
Disabled Parking
Vaseline
Multilingual
Female hormones in beer
Trucker
Woman Shopping - Watch Out Guys
Mummy
Happy Xmas
In the Garden
M & S
Fairy
The onion and the christmas tree
In the woods, one night..
Jackson vs. PS2
C,MON ENGLAND!!!
Just rewards
£2 IS ALL WE ASK!!
Deaf Sex
The Toilet
Drugs in sport
Typical Swedish baby boy
Rectal Deodorant
In the Garden
Great Sex
The sharing of marriage...
Will I Live to 80?
Stupid question
Gypsies
Monkey business
Wrong Answer
Pronunciation
Council Tax Evaluation...
The Mood Ring
A sensitive man
The Bathtub Test
Hercules
Call Centre
Confessional
Heartwarming story
Married Life
Leith Police
Missing Husband