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Of course I love ya darling
You’re a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin" there to grab
So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there
No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I’m tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot you look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footie’s on
And fetch another beer
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