Cunt
 

A lad comes home from school and says "Dad, what’s a cunt", his Dad slaps him and tells him not to be so rude, the lad begs him as his mates are all taking the piss for not knowing.

Feeling sorry for him the dad looks down and says "Follow me son"

They walk into the bathroom where the wife is in the bath, "You see that black hairy thing in between your mothers legs son?"

"Well the rest of her’s a cunt"

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