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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into a shop with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The shopkeeper says, "Good morning... Nice children you’ve got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell... no they ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins...? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the shopkeeper, "I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice!"
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