Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.

Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin" my boat, just waxin" my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
She says, "Can I have a ride in your boat?"
I said "Sure you can have a ride in my boat."
So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said "It’s either screw or swim!"
She couldn’t swim, Dave. She couldn’t swim!"

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"

"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin" my boat, just waxin" my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
She said "Can I have a ride in your boat?"
I told her "Sure you can have a ride in my boat."
So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, "It’s either screw orswim!"
She couldn’t swim, Dave! She couldn’t swim!"

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin" over a beer.

Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin" my boat, just waxin" my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does.
She says, "Can I have a ride in your boat?"
So I said, "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said "It’s either screw or swim!"

She pulled down her pants and.....
She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick!

... and I can’t swim Dave!
... I can’t swim!"