Joke - The Clock Shop

The Clock Shop

A man went into in to a clock repairers renowned for its" drop dead gorgeous woman assistant. He walked up to the assistant and slapped his todger down on the counter.

The assistant took one look at his prick and said "Excuse me sir but this is a clock repairers not a cock reairers."

"I know," he replied, "but I want two hands and a face on this right away!!"

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