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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
her a beautiful African Grey parrot, "What about this one Madam?" "A
beautiful bird, I’m sure you’ll agree, and it’s an absolute steal at
only £20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant," it use to live in a brothel and as a
result it’s language is a touch fruity!".
"Oh, I don’t mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I’m
broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot."
So she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new
home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "Fcuk me, a new
brothel and a new madam!",
"I’m not a Madam and this isn’t a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
A little later the woman’s two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new whores," says the parrot
when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we’re not prostitutes," complained
the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman’s husband comes home and the parrot
says........
"Well Fcuk me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old
clients. How ya doin" Dave ?"
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