Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates

Athletic......................................No tits

Average looking...............Has a face like an arse

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Educated...................Was fucked to bits at Uni"

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist..........................................Fat

40-ish.............................................49

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

Fun..........................................Annoying

Gentle...........................................Dull

Good Listener................................Autistic

Large lady.................................Hugely Fat

New-Age............................Body hair problems

Old-fashioned..........................No BJs or anal

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Poet.......................................Depressive

Professional....................................Bitch

Romantic.......................................Frigid

Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

Widow........................................Murderer