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Q. What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore ?
A. A whore blows everybody at the party, and a bitch blows everybody at the party except you.
Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife ?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
Q. When is a pixie not a pixie ?
A. When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.
Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse ?
A. The one with the dirty knees.
Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint ?
A. It’s not very bright, but it spreads easy.
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