No excuses ...
 

An English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart-arse at the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion ?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "In your case, you’ll just have to show up anyway -- you can write with your other hand."


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