A cucumber a pickle and a penis
 

A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.

The cucumber said my life sucks when I get big fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me into a salad.

The pickle said when I get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar.

The penis said you think that’s bad when I get big fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and passout!

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