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The only thing that Gordon Brown has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective April 6th, 2003, the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax £30.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax £25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax £15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax £3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone with less than 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
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