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Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute ?
A: A prostiture can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What do you call a Serbian prostitute ?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.
Q: Why do women call it PMS ?
A: Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common ?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball ?
A: A man will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: Do you know how the Welsh practice safe sex ?
A: They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick.
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