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An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting
down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.
After much deliberation the Englishman said,
"I believe it is the process of thought, it comes to one in a flash"
"Good try" agreed the Scot, "but I think blinking is even quicker."
"Pretty good but not quick enough," quipped the Welshman. " I am sure
Electricity is faster, just think if you hit any light switch you
get instant light"
After a few moments Paddy cut in, "I believe you all have valid
points but I think diarrhoea wins !"
"What the feck are you talking about, Paddy?" chimed the three other guys.
"Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the local curry
house for a vindaloo, which I washed down with 12 pints of Guinness,
I then retired to bed. However at 3 o’clock in the morning, before I could think, blink or
turn the light on, I shat myself !"
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