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A good Irish man, John O’Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club.
One evening they were hitting the Guinness and having a contest as
to who could make the best toast.
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here’s to spending the rest of
me life between the legs of me wife".
That won him the top prize for the toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night".
She said, "Aye, what was your toast ?"
John said, "Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church
beside me wife".
"Oh me that is very nice indeed John", Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John’s toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night with a toast about you Mary".
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself ! You know, he’s only
been there twice ! Once he fell asleep and the other time, I had to pull him
by the ears to make him come !"
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