An Englishman, Irishman and a Scottish are stranded in the middle of the desert. Tired and hungry, they stumble upon a gold lamp. The English man picks it up, and rubs it down. To their shock, a purple mist appears from the nossle and a Genie appears before them.

"At last, after 200 years I am finally free!" The Genie exclaims. "For releasing me from my prison, I will grant you each a wish. However, you will remain in a locked cell for 50 years with this wish."
Out of nowhere, 3 cells appear in the desert.

The Geneie asks the Englishman: "What is your wish?"
"I want a gorgeous lady with big tits!" He remarks.
"Very well." The Genie replies. With a clap of his hands, a stunning blonde appears in the first cell. The English man rushes in without a second thought. The Genie closes the cell door and locks it.

He asks the Scottish man:
"I want 50 years supply of wiskey!" Again, the genie claps his hands and stacks of wiskey appear in the second cell. The Scottish man is locked in the cell.

The Genie asks the Irish man:
"I want 50 years supply of cigarettes!" The cigarettes appear in the cell and the Irish man is then locked in.

50 years pass and the Genie returns to the cells. He opens the door to the English man’s cell. The room is full with babies and children. The English man, lying down with the beautiful woman, smiles at the Genie and thanks him for the 50 years.

The Genie goes to the Scottish man’s cell. The Scottish man is on the floor - mindlessly drunk with wiskey and obviously near death asfter 50 years of hard drinking.

The Genie opens the door to the Irish man’s cell. The Irish jumps up from the floor and says: "Have you got a light?"