As Tony followed Dubbya around the Whitehouse he noticed a door marked "Sex Councillor" so he asked George about it.

"Ah - that’s a leftover from Bill’s days.", said George, "I tried the guy out and he was good so we left him in place."
"Good ?" asked Blair "How. What did he do for you ?"
"Well", replied Bush, "the strains of office had taken it’s toll on my sex life but he fixed me up good."
"How ?" asked Blair looking interested.
"Well all his treatments are tailored to the individuals and will not work for others. First he carried out a thourough physical examination. Then what our treatment boiled down to was us getting our kit off and sitting on the floor facing each other. She had to play hoopla with doughnuts over my wedding tackle while I rolled grapes up between her legs into her pleasure palace. I’d suggest you see the guy."

Tony is intrigued so he books a session for Cherie and himself. After the physical the sex councillor looks worried and says "Look - I’m very sorry but there is nothing I can do to help you."
"Why not!!" exclaims Blair "What about the doughnuts and grapes thing ?"
"Hmmm", says the councillor "My treatments are supposed to be confidential but I guess we could try a variation on that one...."

"Can you get Polo mints and grapefruit in the UK ?"