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Tony Blair wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for
another hard days bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he
thinks "By god, Tony, you’re looking good this morning." He admires
the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath.
"Feeling good too" he notes.
Sitting at breakfast Cherie says "You’re looking really good this morning
Tony"
"I feel good too." responds Tony.
"But you’re not smelling too good dear." comments Cherie
Tony takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You’re right there." he says worriedly
"I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his
coffee and heads for his private office.
"Good morning." he grins at his secretary.
"Yes its a beautiful morning" she replies "and you’re looking really good."
"Why thank you I feel good too." replies Tony flexing his arms.
"Oh Tony!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!"
Worried, Tony visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says
"I look good and feel good but I smell awful!"
The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through...
"Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..."
"Ah .. that’s it Tony I have the answer ... You’re a CUNT"
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