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Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon ?
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
If At First You Don’t Succeed... blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
Illiterate ? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away ?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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