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Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women?
A: Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle, one to write ...
Q: What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
A: Ten minutes of silence.
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