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Two men both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them she has to prepare them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She asks the first man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes, which he does. She then tells him to have a wank
"What!" he says, "What’s that all about?"
She replies "It’s standard procedure to ensure you have no blockages."
Once done, the nurse tells the second man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes. When he is up on the table, the nurse licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him.
Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what’s this? I have to wank, and he gets a blow job. That’s not fair."
The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that’s the difference between the NHS and BUPA!"
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