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Mr. Perkins, the biology teacher at a posh girl’s school, said during class,
"Miss Smythe, would you please name the
organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands
to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don’t think
that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
of this."
With that she sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on
Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure,
replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three
things to say to you. One, you have not studied your homework. Two, you
have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
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