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A Scouser walked into the local DSS office, marched straight up to
the counter and said "I’m lookin" for a job.".
The man behind the counter replied
"Your timing is amazing. We’ve
just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for
his daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform
provided.
Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided
and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on
her overseas holiday. The salary is £30,000 a year.".
The Scouser said "Nah, you’re bullshittin" me!".
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it !".
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