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Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won’t stop to ask directions.
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Q: Why did god give men penises?
A: So we’d always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead politician in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: How are girls like rocks?
A: The flat ones are better to skip.
Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists couldn’t breed.
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