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Q: What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They let the bitch do it after she finishes the dishes.
Q: Why did God make man first?
A: He didn’t want to have a woman looking over his shoulder.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don t have balls to scratch.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a pussy?
A: A woman.
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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