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A woman went with her husband to the doctor’s office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress
disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, prepare him a good, healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially
nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with any jobs about the house. Don’t discuss your
problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And
most importantly, give him a blow job several times a week. If
you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband
will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor
say?
"He said you’re going to die," she replied.
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