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Q: When do you care for a man’s company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don’t actually fix the problems.
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.
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