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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: Why is a woman different from a PC?
A: A woman won’t accept a 3 1/2" floppy
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can’t stand to see a man having a good time.
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