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A man who had just bought a new Mercedes turned on the radio and nothing happened.
Furious, he stamped back into the garage and yelled "When I buy a £50,000 car I expect the damn radio to work."
The salesman explained to him that the radio had been programed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear.
He got back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie Nelson started singing.
"Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning.
"Easy listening," he remarked, and at once it sounded like he was in a supermarket.
He was relaxed, driving back to his home when a car cuts him up.
He controls his temper but before he knows it another driver cuts him up.
"Useless stupid cunts!" he screamed.
The radio comes on ... ".. now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party..."
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