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Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q: Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair?
A: Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a politician, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the politician twice.
Q: How are women like parking spaces?
A: The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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