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A man is conducting a survey on how different British Nationalities shag their sheep! There’s an Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman.
He first interviews the Englishman,
"So sir could you tell me how you shag your sheep?"
"Certainly, you see I’ll be wearing my wellington boots, so I put the sheeps back legs in my wellies and shag away!"
He moves on to interview the Irishman
"Could you tell me how you shag your sheep?"
"Certainly, I’ll be wearing my Wellingtons so i’ll put the sheeps back legs in my boots and shag away!"
He moves on to the Welshman
"Could you tell me how you shag your sheep?"
"Certainly, I grab the sheep, put it on its back, get on top and shag away!"
The man looks at him for a second and says,
"that’s strange, I’ve asked the other guys and they both put the back legs in their wellingtons and take the sheep from behind! Why do you do it differently?"
"I don’t want to miss out on all the kissing!?" he replies.
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