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Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, & good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. When does a woman most want a man’s company?
A. When he owns it.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. If you slice them very thinly it takes 3 average size men.
Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed & go to the fridge.
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