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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy
young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The
young woman noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before he could offer
his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I’ll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me
what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment,
withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five £20 notes, which he pressed into the
young woman’s hand. He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,
"Paint my house."
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