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Q: Why are women like screen doors?
A: Once they get banged a few times,they loosen up.
Q: What’s a wife?
A: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q: What are a woman’s four favourite animals?
A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I must be able to do better than that.
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "Practice makes perfect."
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