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A Mafia godfather finds out that one of his underlings has ripped him off to the tune of £10m. The underling happens to be deaf, so the godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the underling: "Where is the £10m you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, relays the question to the hood. The underling signs back: "I don’t know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about."
That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the underling’s temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!"
The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what’d he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger."
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