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One day Nick Faldo was on golf course, had a heart attack and died.
When he goes up to heaven the bloke on the gates tells him that Jesus is dying to meet him to play a round of golf!
Nick is overjoyed and meets Jesus and this little baldy bloke on the course. He offers to go first, tees off and lands 2 inches away from the pin. Jesus tees off and lands 1 inch away from the pin. The baldy bloke tees off in completly the wrong direction into a nearby stream.
A salmon sees the ball picks it up and swims on. An otter in the stream catches the salmon and dashes up the other side of the bank. Meanwhile, overhead an eagle sees the otter with the salmon and sees lunch! Picks up the otter and flies off. The otter is too heavy and the eagle drops it. The otter drops salmon. The salmon drops the ball.....
The ball drops straight into the hole...
Jesus says "Fuck me Dad - that’s the last time I play with you - you always bloody cheat"!
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